> go xyzzy.retroheart.net
You are standing in cyber space west of a blank website, with a placeholder "Coming soon!" image. There is a small, maroon, friendly-looking, yet curiously shaped, bug creature with a leaflet sitting on its head. It is not hostile.

> pet bug
The texture of the creature is surprisingly smooth but durable, almost like an egg. It appears pleased, gently beating its translucent wings in approval. It happily trots off, leaving the leaflet behind.

> read leaflet
(Taken)
"WELCOME TO RETROHEART.NET!

RETROHEART.NET is a website of art, creativity, and low cunning. In it you will explore some of the most amazing artistry ever seen by mortals. No computer or hand-held device should be without it!"

> drop leaflet
Dropped.

> go south
You have moved into a dark place.
It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

> go retroheart.net_